Paean to 'The Legs'

I was disappointed with my legs this morning. I had been taken by surprise when I saw them in the full-length mirror. The skin on my thighs is a little bit crepe-y and there are weird wrinkles on certain angles and bumps on my shins.  Far too many brown blotches sit unevenly on what were once evenly tanned legs, and a few veins have made it to the surfa…